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Ryouhie
Chuunin
Posts: 26
Points: 1825
Join date: 2010-09-29
Age: 20
Location: Quezon City
 | | Subject: Joke Time Tayo!!! Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:01 pm | |
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Rain
Chuunin
Posts: 12
Points: 1796
Join date: 2010-09-30
Age: 15
Location: cebu,philippines
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:44 pm | |
| wahahah.....
wala akoo maisop...
T_T _________________ ADMIN RAIN IS HERE.......  rain rain rain rain.... |
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hackimist
Forum Mod
Posts: 375
Points: 486
Join date: 2012-04-15
Location: Anime World
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:56 pm | |
| I can't think of any decent jokes .. TOO BAD Anime-Planet.com - anime | manga | reviews |
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LADY
Forum Mod
Posts: 252
Points: 433
Join date: 2012-04-15
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:02 pm | |
| Umorder si Juan ng 1 buong pizza... CLERK:Sir, ilang slice po ang gagawin namin sa pizza nyo,6 or 8? JUAN: 6 lang,baka hindi ko maubos ang 8! Girl: Kanina mo pa ako sinusundan HOLDAPER: So? KANINA MO PA PALA AKO TINITIGNAN  Ang tunay na PINOY, pag nakarinig ng may RAMBULAN, hindi pulis agad ang tinatawagan, kundi yung kapitbahay! AUDIENCE ba.  If I were a teacher, I would purposely let every student sit beside their crush... para di uso ang ABSENT! =))) [off topic] naka-saad po sa rules natin na bawal ang jejemon language at yung aDdiCT sa PaGcApiTaLize hahahahaha (POST TITLE, EDITED) will post more if may naalala ako! |
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Shatzu
Forum Mod
Posts: 459
Points: 758
Join date: 2012-04-15
Age: 13
Location: death is only the beginning of suffering
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:59 pm | |
| ano daw ang sinasabi ng bangus pag mamamatay na?
Ans..
Edi.. I'm DAING!
Corny.. XD
<-- WALA MAICP |
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tenshiUso147
Forum Mod
Posts: 241
Points: 452
Join date: 2012-04-15
Age: 21
Location: Mississauga, Canada
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:09 pm | |
| May tatlong baliw nakahiga sa kama...
B1: pare ang sikip naman dito...
B2: o sige aalis ako... (bumangon si B2)
B3: pare maluwag na balik ka na..
corny ng dating... di ganito un original, di ko matandaan XD _________________  
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LADY
Forum Mod
Posts: 252
Points: 433
Join date: 2012-04-15
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:14 pm | |
| | tenshiUso147 wrote: | May tatlong baliw nakahiga sa kama...
B1: pare ang sikip naman dito...
B2: o sige aalis ako... (bumangon si B2)
B3: pare maluwag na balik ka na..
corny ng dating... di ganito un original, di ko matandaan XD |
Hahahaha! I remember that joke! Made me laugh so hard the first time I read it. alam ko marami yan eh... Ang Tatlong Tanga series ata yung title XDD |
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tenshiUso147
Forum Mod
Posts: 241
Points: 452
Join date: 2012-04-15
Age: 21
Location: Mississauga, Canada
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:22 pm | |
| lol nabasa ko lang un sa isang joke compilation book ehh XD mahanap nga un >_>
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AnimeCollector
Chuunin
Posts: 420
Points: 613
Join date: 2012-04-17
Location: Otaku World
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:25 pm | |
| pass .. wala akong alam na jokes >.< _________________  SHIORI SHIOMIYA |
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KaizerAshikawa
Forum Mod
Posts: 451
Points: 569
Join date: 2012-04-19
Age: 15
Location: Somewhere in tohoku region
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:00 pm | |
| magse-search lang muna ko sa google nang jokes tapos post ko po dito |
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DC16
Chuunin
Posts: 83
Points: 232
Join date: 2012-04-19
Age: 16
Location: 143 namimiss kita Village, mahal na mahal kita city
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:53 am | |
| Dalawang bingi naguusap.
Bingi 1: Pre, san ka pupunta? Uuwi kana?
Bingi 2: Hindi pre, uuwi na ako..
Bingi 2: Aw, kala ko uuwi kana
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Customer: [sumigaw] Pabili po ng Safeguard!!
Tindera: [galit] Wag mo nga akong sigawan? Hindi ako bingi noh! Anong simcard, Globe or Smart?
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Boy 1: Pre, ano password mo sa Facebook?
Boy 2: mickeymouseminimousedonaldduckgoofy
Boy 1: Bakit ang taas?
Boy 2: Sabi kasi dun atleast 4 character daw
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--lame..xP
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RIYUMA GETSUGA
Chuunin
Posts: 354
Points: 593
Join date: 2012-04-17
Location: Vampire Realm
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:15 am | |
| MAY JOKE AKO!!!
JOKE LANG WALA AHAHAHAHAH  _________________ YARE YARE MATTAKU!!  do you know what the ugliest thing in the world is??
"a liar"
one who talks about opening a persons heart,
but seals off their own.
one who claims to want to save someone,
but only talks about what's convenient.
and in the end,
EXCUSES ARE ALL THEY HAVE. |
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DAiCHi♥YOU
Chuunin
Posts: 258
Points: 403
Join date: 2012-04-16
Age: 18
Location: Davao City
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:26 am | |
| BOY 1 : Nalasing ba ako kagabi ? BOY 2 : Hindi naman. HiNAGiS MO LANG YUNG PUSA NAMiN SABAY SiGAW ... `` GO PiKACHU ! THUNDERBOLT ATTACK ! ``--- natatawa talaga acu nitu _________________ "I'm free to hate. My soul is so much freer now than was then. Free to hate. Free to love."
--Kikyou |
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HyugA
Special Jounin
Posts: 888
Points: 1084
Join date: 2012-04-22
Age: 21
Location: Caloocan City
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:59 pm | |
| it might be corny or old...
Q= Kung sakaling mag-papatayo si Manny Pacquiao ng School, ano ang Name ng school?
A= edi Pacquiao University in short Pac U (Sorry might be sensitive word)
Parang ang Corny hehe =P |
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AnimeFreak08
Chuunin
Posts: 416
Points: 591
Join date: 2012-04-16
Location: Shibusen
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time Tayo!!! Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:51 pm | |
| Isang Araw naglakbay si Pedro sa Kabundukan para kunin ung kayamanan sa Ikaapat na bundok
Sa unang bundok may nakita siyang ibon tapos hinuli nya ito.
Sa pangalawang bundok may napulot syang granada .
Sa pangatlong bundok naman may nakita siyang napakalaking Bato tpos tinulak nya to hanggang makarating sa pang apat na bundok.
Sa pang 4 na bundok nakita ung kayamanan kaso may nagbabantay na higante.
Higante: ibibigay ko sayo ung kayamanan kung matatalo mo ko sa tatlong pagsubok
Una palayuan ng bato:
Higante: pumulot ng bato ung higante tpos binato ito, nakarating to sa
kabilang bundok
Pedro: kinuha ung Ibon tapos binato nya to, tpos ung ibon lumipad dahil dito
nanalo siya sa unang pagsubok
Pangalwa Palakasan ng utot:
HIgante : umutot ng napakalakas
Pedro: Kinuha ung granada tpos pinasabog dahil dito nanalo ulit sya
Pangatlo Palakihan ng kulangot:
Higante: nangulangot tapos pinakita kay pedro kung gano kalaki, ito kay kasing laki ng tao
Pedro: pinakita nya ung malaking bato dahil nanalo siya tapos na kuha nya ung kayamanan
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Ryouhie 
Don't belive in yourself! Believe in ME who belives in you!!! 
Kamina (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)