Corrupt That Wish (PART II)

First topic message reminder :

(For those who don't know how to play this game)

Objectives:

Poster 1: I wish I had some pie

Poster 2: Granted, but the pie explodes in your face.

I wish I had new socks...

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I'll start:

I wish I had some Mountain Dew.

yeah. like a fly and get swatted.

i wish you a merry christmas

Granted. But yours wasn't a merry christmas


I wish for you to have a pleasant valentines

Granted but got slap by my crush.  

I wish I have Gameboy Advance.

You able to fly but you fall down to ground after 1 minute and not able to fly again.   

I wish I can marry Asuna. <3

okay. but only 99 kilobytes :D

i wish i have my own car :D

Sure. But it's only a tiny toy car.



I wish for your happiness.

Thanks!


I wish, I have a new guitar..

but made in u-kay

i wish i have a 100 pretty girlfriends

Sure. But they are products of plastic surgeries and they are once males just like you.


I wish I have an incredible writing skills.

okay. but you can only use 2 fingers

i wish i was a kid

Wish granted. But only for a few seconds.


I wish I can't wish.

okay. wish granted.

i wish i have infinite birthdays

Sure. But you'll have to live forever and ever.


I wish I had a good cat.

you are now a cat.

i wish i can eat my favorite food everyday

i wish i have a sweet dream

Granted. But the ants will come and take away that dream.


I wish for the happiness of nobody.

Granted, but no one likes that wish

I wish that can I wish

okay. you can wish, but theres an opposite effect.

I wish that I forget what I wish for.

Granted. You now have an alzheimer's disease.


I wish I can turn back time.

granted. but you are stuck in a time loop for 15,532 times.

i wish that i have the power to mod everything.

Granted, but you will be banned!


I wish I can fly

granted but you are now a bird

I wish i meet my girl